iLoveHandles has announced the rather strangely named Boring Bags (, messenger bags for 15-inch and 17-inch laptops.

They’re made in Portland, Oregon, from dark grey waxed canvas, plaid flannel lining, heavy-duty cotton webbing strap, and cast-metal hardware. According to the folks at iLoveHandles, the Boring Bags are boring on the outside and less boring on the inside.

Each plaid is available in limited quantity, and patterns change frequently. Pricing starts at US$129.95.